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You already knew.
Now there's a place for it.

MILF Club is where Man I Love Felines is a personality trait, not a pun. A home on the internet for people who have their cat's birthday in their calendar and zero shame about it.

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The Clowder

Meet a few of them.

Not every cat. Just a handful we think you'll get along with. Each one belongs to someone who unironically makes them the main character of their group chat.

Barnaby · Ava K.

Luna · Sam O.

Mr. Whiskers · Jordan P.

Salem · Ellis D.

Marshmallow · Noa L.

Tangerine · Riley B.

Mochi · Harper V.

The Baron · Theo M.

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Perks, such as they are

Some of the things inside.

The people

1,247 people who know what a 3am zoomie sounds like.

Active forums, regional meetups, member directory. Everyone you meet here has at least 800 cat photos on their phone. You are safe.

The content

A weekly horoscope for your cat. This is our core value proposition.

Every Monday, a new reading from our resident astrologer. Is your Leo going to knock something over this week? Yes. But it is more beautiful when prophesied.

The facts

The only cat-fact library on the internet worth reading twice.

Every entry citable. Every claim verifiable. Every fact weirder than the one before it. Yes, they do have a primordial pouch. No, it is not because of the food.

Catstrology

Your cat is a Scorpio and it shows.

Twelve signs. Twelve weekly readings. One ongoing investigation into why the calico keeps staring at the corner of the ceiling.

This is not astrology. It is worse. It is better. It is just-specific-enough to feel haunted by.

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This week · Leo

"The camera is actually on you. It has always been on you. Walk across the keyboard with the confidence of a protagonist."

— Dr. M. Purrkins, Resident Astrologer

Fact of the day

#047. A group of cats is called a clowder. A group of kittens is called a kindle. These words are old, have always been correct, and your group chat is now legally obligated to use them.

Source: Oxford English Dictionary, and several very patient librarians.

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From the Clowder

People have opinions.

Finally, an online cat community where no one tells me my cat is overweight. She is big-boned. We've established this.

Taylor K.

Gemini · 2 cats · joined 2024

Made 14 new friends in a week. All of them have cats. None of them have normal-sized cat photo folders. It's the first app I've opened on a Monday in years.

Alex R.

Scorpio · 3 cats · joined 2023

I forwarded the weekly horoscope to my vet. She now reads it before our appointments. This is real and it is happening.

Morgan C.

Pisces · 1 cat, 1 foster · joined 2024

Alright, fine.

Come join. It's free. Genuinely.

No credit card. No "unlock premium for your cat's real horoscope." No sale is going to tempt you next Tuesday. There's a Tabby tier if you want the directory, a Lion tier if you want extremely niche enamel pins.

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