About, kind of

Why this exists.

The short version: we couldn't find it anywhere else. The long version is below, probably best read with a cat on your lap.

A tabby kitten mid-investigation
Exhibit A
Two cats looking in opposite directions
Exhibit B
Orange cat asleep with paws up
Exhibit C
A skeptical-looking black cat
Exhibit D
A kitten looking up with huge eyes
Exhibit E
2023.

We were trying to make a newsletter.

The original plan was a weekly newsletter about productivity software. Six editions went out. Three people read them. One of them was the founder's mother, who kept writing back with notes about the line spacing.

In the twelfth week, a cat walked across the keyboard mid-draft and pressed publish on a mostly-empty email. All three subscribers replied within the hour. Two of them attached photos of their own cats. The newsletter, in a sense, wrote itself.

We ran a survey. Zero people wanted to hear more about productivity software. Forty-one people wanted to show us their cat.

2024.

The Notion doc was titled "cats??" and filled with tabs: the primordial pouch, the etymology of "clowder," one long thread about Isaac Newton, a draft logo, a domain registration receipt. Both of the people who did this were, by their own admission, supposed to be doing something else.

Dr. M. Purrkins joined after sending us a six-page astrology pitch that was taken seriously by exactly the wrong person. The Cat Facts Library opened the next week with 47 entries, citations included, because the Librarian insisted.

The Purrthday Calendar was — and we maintain this — a clerical accident. Someone added a birthday field to the cat profile and then forgot to hide the output page. It is now the second-most-used feature on the site.

Now.

1,247 members. Counting, but not in an aspirational way.

We do not have a business plan. We have an inbox, a group chat, and a shared spreadsheet of who owes what on the hosting bill. This is, structurally, a hobby we have not yet found a reason to stop.

We don't want to be the biggest cat community on the internet. There are plenty of those, and they are exhausting. We want to be the one you keep a tab open for — the one your group chat has started to forward things from.

If you want to be here, you should probably be here. If you don't, there are roughly 47,000 other places online that want you more. We're fine with that. The join button is elsewhere on this page. There is no pop-up.

The House Rules

Six rules, so we don't become that kind of forum.

  1. We take cats seriously. Not in a weird way. In a correct way.
  2. No pressure to post. Lurk as much as you want. Your cat is welcome here whether or not she photographs well.
  3. No one is monetising anyone's grief. The Rainbow Bridge wall is not for sale, and never will be.
  4. Facts are vet-verified, or clearly labelled as opinions. Never the third thing.
  5. Mean commentary about anyone's cat: grounds for removal. Affectionate commentary about a cat's tail length, ridiculous name, or questionable loafing ability: encouraged.
  6. If you want to be chronically online about your cat, this is the place.

The people

Kept running by a small group of the very unwell.

We all have jobs, and then we also have this.

Ava Kostas

Founder, perpetual lurker

Owned by Barnaby (Maine Coon, 4, emotionally distant but present).

Dr. M. Purrkins

Resident astrologer

Does not have a PhD. Has read a concerning number of books about it.

Sam Osei

Cat Facts librarian

Has bought a cat's worth of primary sources. Very serious about citations.

Jordan Park

Community, moderation

Has three cats. Referees their daily disputes with the calm of someone who has genuinely given up.

Because someone always asks

Things we will never do.

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Sell your data.

We don't have ads. We don't have a third-party tracker on this site. We will never email you without asking first.

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Make your cat an influencer.

If that's the goal, Instagram is two clicks away. We're a place to enjoy cats without turning them into content-machines.

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Pretend to be a non-profit.

The Tabby and Lion tiers pay the hosting, the astrologer, and occasionally a cat tax. That's it. No grand mission statement.

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Explain the name.

You got it. Let's move on.

Still here?

Good. You might actually like it.

Join the free tier. Look around for a week. Leave if you want. We'll still be here.